on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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