God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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