another moral hangover. fuck.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I AM VODKA MAN
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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