I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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