Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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