My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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