We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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