but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
my poor anus
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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