Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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