i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
