I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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