I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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