I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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