The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
