highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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