I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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