Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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