Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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