my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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