i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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