Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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