I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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