I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we made out on top of his cat.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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