that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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