I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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