this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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