just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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