Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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