D3 body, D1 cock
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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