They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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