Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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