So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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