East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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