I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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