there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
where are my eyebrows?
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