im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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