we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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