somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
