so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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