oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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