There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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