i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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