For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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