She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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