I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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