You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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