You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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