Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
