That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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