so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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