ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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