I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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