you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
