I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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