Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
