i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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